Random Joke thread

Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 10:54 pm Post subject: Random Joke thread

OK ill start ..

what's the difference between an Essex girl and a washing machine ??

an Essex girl doesn't spit yea load out

Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 11:25 pm Post subject: Re: Random Joke thread

A bloke goes to doctors and says “doctor doctor my cocks gone orange.”
The doctor says “well it may be stress “and persisted to ask him a few questions he started with
“How is your work life?”
The man replies “brilliant I love my job I get paid well and I do what I enjoy and well every ones really nice.”
The Doctor then says “well that’s good, but how’s your sex life?”
The man reply’s “well that’s great I’m going out with this great woman I’m thinking she’s the one and well she’s amazing in bed to so I can’t complain there.”
Then the doctor asks finally “what about your social life?”
The man replies “what do you mean?”
The doctor says “well what do you do in your spare time?”
The man then replies “well not much really most the time I just wank and eat Wotsits”

Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 11:43 pm Post subject: Re: Random Joke thread

watching jack dee live at the Apollo on Dave as you do and then herd the exact post that lecro had just posted found quite amusing must say jack dee tells it better haha but then again some had sent it in a message to jack dee's phone which he reads at the end of the show was it you lecro haha

Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2009 4:04 pm Post subject: Re: Random Joke thread

Well they all have to get there material somewhere Razz

Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 5:16 pm Post subject: Re: Random Joke thread

this was at the top of the smallest penis vid claw put on thought it was friggin funny...hmm gonna make it my facebook status

"I told my girlfriend I want to fuck her between the tits, she said 'How're you gonna make that feel good for me?', I said 'Right before I cum I'll stop punching you in the face"

Razz

Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 11:06 pm Post subject: Re: Random Joke thread

was the advantages of fucking twenty four year old's

their is twenty of them

Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 6:34 pm Post subject: Re: Random Joke thread

Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 6:38 pm Post subject: Re: Random Joke thread

reply definatly funnier than that joke

Posted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 5:45 pm Post subject: Re: Random Joke thread

haha yer wierd im not into that stuff honestly my mate told me it though though some people may find it funny